Professor to his little son:

What'up?

Son's answer:

The sky...

(оригинальный анекдот Киса)



Boys you should be очень, очень хитренький...

(на тему мужской измены)



Girls, you are so nice! Why don't you want to stay with us? I love nice girls!

(девушкам, забредшим не в тот кабинет)



To be continued...